Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[Fireball]

I do a lot of woodworking in the "shop", which is just a small fraction of a 2-car garage that we've never parked a vehicle in. At one wood working forum I infest, guys talk about using a leaf blower to remove the dust. I vacuum it off the floor and equipment, but it really is everywhere, such as the top sides of the rafters, etc. If I were to use a leaf blower, I would put on my Kevlar suit that I use for painting my vehicles, and breathing apparatus. All that dust and dead spider butts and such can't possibly be good for one to inhale or even have on their skin. I'd also turn the gas water heater off. There's enough dust to probably reach the lower explosive limit. Great obituary- "Man dusts garage, dies in explosion".