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Why does God care about S E X?

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Why does God care about S E X?
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RE: Why does God care about S E X?
October 21, 2021 at 9:59 am
Here ya go Adam.  <upgrade ding>  The working name for it is "pecker" but I've got many more names to try.

God, this is fantastic!  It makes walking a little different but I love how it feels.  And. . .  wait. . .  what's it doing?  Does it do this a lot?

Oh that.  Yeah, it does that all the time.  Just ignore it.  In fact, I forbid you to touch it.

Aw jeez, not that shit again.
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Why does God care about S E X?

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Why does God care about S E X? - by zwanzig - October 20, 2021 at 6:36 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by no one - October 20, 2021 at 7:38 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Fireball - October 20, 2021 at 9:48 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Jehanne - October 20, 2021 at 9:09 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Brian37 - October 21, 2021 at 1:54 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Ahriman - October 20, 2021 at 9:48 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by LadyForCamus - October 20, 2021 at 10:03 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by possibletarian - November 15, 2021 at 9:41 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by LadyForCamus - November 15, 2021 at 10:57 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by zebo-the-fat - October 20, 2021 at 10:42 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Ferrocyanide - October 26, 2021 at 6:49 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Oldandeasilyconfused - October 26, 2021 at 9:14 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Ferrocyanide - October 26, 2021 at 10:24 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by The Grand Nudger - October 20, 2021 at 10:21 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by no one - October 20, 2021 at 11:29 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Ahriman - October 20, 2021 at 12:13 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by arewethereyet - October 20, 2021 at 11:41 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Neo-Scholastic - October 20, 2021 at 12:12 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by R00tKiT - October 20, 2021 at 12:14 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Angrboda - October 20, 2021 at 12:21 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by R00tKiT - October 20, 2021 at 1:13 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Angrboda - October 20, 2021 at 3:07 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Silver - October 26, 2021 at 9:19 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Oldandeasilyconfused - October 27, 2021 at 12:21 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by no one - October 20, 2021 at 12:36 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by no one - October 20, 2021 at 1:29 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by R00tKiT - October 20, 2021 at 1:39 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 20, 2021 at 2:03 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Soberman921 - October 20, 2021 at 2:15 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by WinterHold - October 20, 2021 at 2:57 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by arewethereyet - October 20, 2021 at 3:09 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Angrboda - October 20, 2021 at 3:24 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by WinterHold - October 20, 2021 at 5:13 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Angrboda - October 20, 2021 at 5:29 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by WinterHold - October 20, 2021 at 6:01 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Angrboda - October 21, 2021 at 1:15 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by WinterHold - October 21, 2021 at 3:48 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2021 at 4:10 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by WinterHold - October 21, 2021 at 6:44 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by arewethereyet - October 21, 2021 at 6:52 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by brewer - October 21, 2021 at 7:03 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Oldandeasilyconfused - October 21, 2021 at 8:52 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Angrboda - October 22, 2021 at 9:10 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by WinterHold - October 23, 2021 at 7:51 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Angrboda - October 24, 2021 at 3:53 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Ferrocyanide - October 30, 2021 at 1:13 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 20, 2021 at 3:36 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Ahriman - October 20, 2021 at 3:40 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Oldandeasilyconfused - October 20, 2021 at 4:43 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by brewer - October 20, 2021 at 6:04 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by WinterHold - October 21, 2021 at 7:18 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by brewer - October 21, 2021 at 7:21 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by WinterHold - October 21, 2021 at 7:29 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by brewer - October 21, 2021 at 7:36 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2021 at 8:13 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Astreja - October 21, 2021 at 11:31 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by brewer - October 21, 2021 at 11:50 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 20, 2021 at 6:13 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by vulcanlogician - October 21, 2021 at 7:40 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by brewer - October 21, 2021 at 9:26 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Ranjr - October 21, 2021 at 9:59 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by brewer - October 21, 2021 at 11:04 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Ranjr - October 21, 2021 at 11:40 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Oldandeasilyconfused - October 21, 2021 at 5:03 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Ahriman - October 21, 2021 at 1:20 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2021 at 2:03 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by vulcanlogician - October 21, 2021 at 7:57 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by The Grand Nudger - October 22, 2021 at 9:33 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by slartibartfast - October 23, 2021 at 6:47 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Pat Mustard - October 23, 2021 at 7:58 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Oldandeasilyconfused - October 23, 2021 at 9:24 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Pat Mustard - October 24, 2021 at 8:51 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Oldandeasilyconfused - October 24, 2021 at 4:44 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Pat Mustard - October 25, 2021 at 12:03 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Oldandeasilyconfused - October 25, 2021 at 6:25 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Pat Mustard - October 25, 2021 at 6:31 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Ferrocyanide - October 25, 2021 at 1:42 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by The Grand Nudger - October 27, 2021 at 7:50 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Ranjr - October 27, 2021 at 9:02 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by no one - October 30, 2021 at 1:57 pm
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Fake Messiah - November 11, 2021 at 1:44 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by brewer - November 11, 2021 at 7:37 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by T.J. - November 11, 2021 at 10:30 am
RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by Fake Messiah - November 11, 2021 at 10:50 am

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