RE: How much do you weigh?
November 15, 2021 at 11:21 am
(This post was last modified: November 15, 2021 at 11:21 am by The Grand Nudger.)
The good thing about being tall is that you see everyone else from the pov of the tops of their silly mop heads. It's an incredible advantage in every situation..as it's impossible, in my experience, to find other people legitimately intimidating or enviable. You're getting reamed out by your betters but the whole time, all you can think about is how silly and impotent they look down there, yelling up at you.
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