Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

I wonder if I can get the M.C. Hammer dancers to show up at my funeral.  That would be a nice touch.  "You can't touch this!" Dum-duh-da-dump

I'd like a bunch of swarthy, nattily-dressed Mediterranean men at mine, all of them wearing red carnations and sunglasses. Make people wonder what the fuck I was into.

Boru

Sounds great.

My mother hired a lyric tenor to sing Danny Boy at dad's funeral. Totally ruined that song for me.  It wasn't as if he could bloody hear it 

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Boru

 The mind boggles thinking about what he could do with a pencil. Move over john Wick.