Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[Angrboda]

Or you were getting in a "power nap" in order to be more productive after the fact.

I used to do this all of the time.  30 minute power nap, then several more hours of effort, to get the job done.  I'd snore and dream and the whole nine yards during that half hour. 

I've always been "blessed" to have the ability to sleep anywhere at any time.  I even fell asleep standing up, during an overnight inventory, when I worked retail in high school.  They said I was snoring.

Not me. When I fall asleep, I fall over if not already lying down. I sometimes do fall asleep sitting at the computer these days, though. I get a stiff neck, but at least don't fall over.

My dad could fall asleep sitting up. Me, I have to be horizontal. Back when he managed the golf course, I noticed his truck in the driveway, him, sitting in it, eyes closed. I thought sure he was dead.