"Mum, am I adopted?"
"No. I've only just placed the ad."
I always used to tell my brother he was adopted.
When asked, my mother said, "of course not!"
My father said, "No. You were given to us in trade for food."
"No. I've only just placed the ad."
I always used to tell my brother he was adopted.
When asked, my mother said, "of course not!"
My father said, "No. You were given to us in trade for food."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
