Everything that has a beginning of its existence has a cause of its existence.
The universe has a beginning of its existence.
Therefore: The universe has a cause of its existence.
If the universe has a cause of its existence then that cause is FSM
Therefore: FSM exists.
The universe has a beginning of its existence.
Therefore: The universe has a cause of its existence.
If the universe has a cause of its existence then that cause is FSM
Therefore: FSM exists.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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