I'm seriously at the point Heather, where I'd punch someone in the fucking face for asking me that in response to any confidence I gave them in even breaching the subject of religion in the first place. So I tell you what, maybe you won't ever "come out of the closet" but if you ever wanna get a little chuckle and live vicariously, you just go ahead and tell people that you know an atheist, and that said atheist is all about hitting people in the face for asking retarded questions.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
