With a bit of editing, 'The Simpsons' gave us a universal blueprint for introducing children to religion:
Bart: Dad, what religion are we?
Homer: It's the one with all those well-meaning rules that don't apply to real life. It's...umm...whadyacallit...Christianity.
Boru
Bart: Dad, what religion are we?
Homer: It's the one with all those well-meaning rules that don't apply to real life. It's...umm...whadyacallit...Christianity.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax