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How do you tell people you are an atheist
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RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist
Ah, the sort of calculus the faithful never have to consider. That's an issue, isn't it?

Tell you what, plant yourself into the very middle of a large crowd of people at any run of the mill social gathering. At a random point-

:Throw your hands in the air with a smile and say "praise jesus!"
:Throw your hands in the air with a smile and say "god doesn't exist!"

Hmn, wonder which is going to get you the most negative response?

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How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Justtristo - November 28, 2011 at 8:51 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Heather - November 28, 2011 at 9:56 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Violet - November 28, 2011 at 11:28 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Ace Otana - November 28, 2011 at 12:43 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by frankiej - November 28, 2011 at 1:16 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by LastPoet - November 28, 2011 at 1:28 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Erinome - November 28, 2011 at 2:46 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by belphegor - November 28, 2011 at 5:23 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by scatterman - November 28, 2011 at 6:53 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Minimalist - November 28, 2011 at 8:55 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by belphegor - November 28, 2011 at 9:10 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Minimalist - November 28, 2011 at 9:22 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by belphegor - November 28, 2011 at 9:30 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Justtristo - November 29, 2011 at 7:51 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by belphegor - November 28, 2011 at 9:35 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by belphegor - November 28, 2011 at 9:49 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Minimalist - November 28, 2011 at 9:54 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by belphegor - November 28, 2011 at 10:02 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Anomalocaris - November 28, 2011 at 11:54 pm
Re: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by belphegor - November 28, 2011 at 11:00 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by TheReal - November 29, 2011 at 10:31 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Voltair - November 29, 2011 at 10:51 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by TheReal - November 29, 2011 at 11:48 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by The Grand Nudger - November 29, 2011 at 10:53 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Voltair - November 29, 2011 at 10:56 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Voltair - November 29, 2011 at 11:57 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Minimalist - November 29, 2011 at 12:19 pm

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