Breaking: Al-Qaida leader (something incomprehensibly Arabic -but also known as "the fat fucker with the glasses") has been sent to hell in pieces by a US drone strike in Afghanistan.
According to reports, he had blue eyes.
One blew that way, one blew the other.
According to reports, he had blue eyes.
One blew that way, one blew the other.
Dying to live, living to die.