The Three Stages Of Cat Ownership
1. Youz my little snoot-boopy squishy cuddlekins, yes you are!
2. You are my sleek, magnificent house panther, descendant of gods.
3. STOP EATING PLASTIC, YOU FUCKING DEMENTED GARGOYLE!!
Boru
1. Youz my little snoot-boopy squishy cuddlekins, yes you are!
2. You are my sleek, magnificent house panther, descendant of gods.
3. STOP EATING PLASTIC, YOU FUCKING DEMENTED GARGOYLE!!
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax