(September 10, 2022 at 3:09 pm)Jehanne Wrote:(September 10, 2022 at 2:44 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Once more... if your god made everything, where was he before he made it?
God has always existed. (Duh.)
The Eternal Tyrant just floated around in empty space for eternity, twiddling its thumbs, until, 6,000 years ago it suddenly thought, "Damn. I should do something with my life!"
So it made everything in just a few days, flawed, as it turned out, then went back to bed.
Perhaps god is a teenager?
I wonder if he refuses to clean his room, too.
"Clean your room! And do something about Earth. It's a mess!"
"But, Mummmmmmm!!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"