RE: How many Christians actually ever even read the Bible?
December 2, 2011 at 6:26 pm
(This post was last modified: December 2, 2011 at 6:29 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Well, there are always those passages their holy man has picked out which don't seem to sound completely retarded as long as you're in the company of the dim. Most have read those, at least. Probably when they were 6 or 7 in sunday school. You know, when their intellect was at the height of it's ability and competence. Everything after that is just remedial. Meant to remind them exactly how they feel or think about any given subject, in case they might have forgotten or given it independent thought over the course of the week.
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