(October 1, 2022 at 2:14 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Sony snags 'Tarzan' screen rights with plans for a 'total reinvention' of the character.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies...235231018/
Are you excited? I just wonder how they will reinvent Tarzan. Maybe he'll have two belly buttons instead of one, or maybe he'll have one armpit shaved while the other hairy, or maybe instead of swinging on vines he'll be swinging on elephants dicks.
The possibilities are endless.
I fully expect that any project arising from this licensing is going to suck Big Green Donkey Balls. This always happens with ‘reinventions’. Doctor Dolittle? BGDB. Sherlock Holmes? BGDB. Conan? BGDB.
The only sure winners are the donkeys.
Boru
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