I've made a new video against low-carb diets

[Fireball]

Code:

const number_that_I_pulled_out_of_my_ass=1/pi;
const number_that_I_didnt_understand_at_all=0.14;
const another_number_that_I_pulled_out_of_my_ass=123; // And I am quite sure there were more, but let's go with that.
const how_many_times_will_I_make_a_fool_of_myself=10_000; // I'm sure it's more than that!
let how_many_times_did_I_do_research_before_modelling=0;
for (let i=0; i<did_I_really_need_to_define_a_constant_just_to_manage_a_for_loop?; i++:) {
  let counter=0;
  for (let i=0; i<some_number_that_I_pulled_out_of_my_ass; i++:)
    counter+=Math.random()<my_ill-founded_opinion;
  if (my_bloated_ego>my_lack_of_common_sense)
    how_many_times_did_we_get_the_expected_result++;
}
set I_am_right_damn_you_all = True
console.audio(Derisive_Laughter.wav`);

That program prints:

Code:

Run time error 642: Code refuses to compile on ethical grounds

P=0.001 that I am dead wrong.

I don’t know why he hasn’t already been recognized for his breakthrough work in the field. 😂

 You guys are killin' me!

ETA- Paleo, I've seen some shit code in my time, but this is truly precious!