RE: Hello Everyone!
December 4, 2011 at 1:56 am
(This post was last modified: December 4, 2011 at 2:01 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Getting flak about being a non-believer? Go the route of good ole Ernie Chambers, who-
"filed a suit in 2008 against God, seeking a permanent injunction against God's harmful activities"
Unfortunately, his case was dismissed-
"because God could not be properly notified, not having an address."
Chambers responded with-
"the court itself acknowledges the existence of God. A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God's omniscience. Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."
The final ruling?
"[a] court decides real controversies and determines rights actually controverted, and does not address or dispose of abstract questions or issues that might arise in hypothetical or fictitious situation or setting".
I'm not sure whether god won or lost this case, honestly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawsuits_against_God
"filed a suit in 2008 against God, seeking a permanent injunction against God's harmful activities"
Unfortunately, his case was dismissed-
"because God could not be properly notified, not having an address."
Chambers responded with-
"the court itself acknowledges the existence of God. A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God's omniscience. Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."
The final ruling?
"[a] court decides real controversies and determines rights actually controverted, and does not address or dispose of abstract questions or issues that might arise in hypothetical or fictitious situation or setting".
I'm not sure whether god won or lost this case, honestly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawsuits_against_God
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