I would like to share the 2 and a half rules of comedy 😁
November 6, 2022 at 5:04 pm
(This post was last modified: November 6, 2022 at 8:13 pm by arewethereyet.)
Here are the first 2 rules of comedy that I shared four days ago on another message board/forum are:
I am the funniest Mormon on the planet and I hereby make a promise:
My implicitly-binding promise: if one or more atheists helps me convert the "half rule" (which doesn't have the formatting, brevity, nor form of a "rule" compared to the first two) into a "full rule", then I promise to share some humor on par with that which induced laughter so profuse, that the audio of that laughter I caused sits on YouTube right now on sale for over $250,000 due to how valuable I believe that laughter to be worth! (based on intrinsic NPV/DCF valuation of supply & demand) 😎
Since atheists believe in evidence, here is the message digest when the 43-character youtube url (containing the laughter audio which is so maniacal that it's worth a quarter million dollars) when it undergoes SHA-512 encryption:
I'm a technophile and I love learning about cool stuff such as cryptography and math! 😁
- Always leave them wanting more (them = the audience)
- If you have to explain a joke, it's not funny
I am the funniest Mormon on the planet and I hereby make a promise:
My implicitly-binding promise: if one or more atheists helps me convert the "half rule" (which doesn't have the formatting, brevity, nor form of a "rule" compared to the first two) into a "full rule", then I promise to share some humor on par with that which induced laughter so profuse, that the audio of that laughter I caused sits on YouTube right now on sale for over $250,000 due to how valuable I believe that laughter to be worth! (based on intrinsic NPV/DCF valuation of supply & demand) 😎
Since atheists believe in evidence, here is the message digest when the 43-character youtube url (containing the laughter audio which is so maniacal that it's worth a quarter million dollars) when it undergoes SHA-512 encryption:
I'm a technophile and I love learning about cool stuff such as cryptography and math! 😁
Therefore, let us glory, yea, we will glory in the Lord; yes, we will rejoice, for our joy is full; yea, we will praise our God forever. Behold, who can glory too much in the Lord? Yea, who can say too much of his great power, and of his mercy, and of his long-suffering towards to children of men? Behold, I say unto you, I cannot say the smallest part which I feel. 🙏
