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God stops terrorists!
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God stops terrorists!
In case you were wondering why terrorists haven't attacked the US since 9/11, it's because "God Bless America" is played at ballparks during the 7th Inning Stretch!

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.co...?ref=fpblg


Apparently, God was waiting for this song to be played at baseball stadiums before giving us his loving protection.

It might not be the dumbest thing I've ever seen, but it's up there!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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God stops terrorists! - by Thor - December 4, 2011 at 5:51 pm
RE: God stops terrorists! - by DeistPaladin - December 4, 2011 at 6:04 pm
RE: God stops terrorists! - by LarissaAnn - December 4, 2011 at 6:56 pm
RE: God stops terrorists! - by Minimalist - December 4, 2011 at 7:03 pm
RE: God stops terrorists! - by KichigaiNeko - December 5, 2011 at 10:37 am

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