(April 12, 2023 at 1:14 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Satire is dead. You cant even make jokes about fugitive uterus acts anymore. Satire only works when the douche in question won't turn themselves into a clown without your help.Stahp. you're killing me! I'm reminded of the joke about the gal who only had twins. When asked if it happened every time, she said, "Hundreds of times, nothing at all happened!". I'm pretty sure that I have now killed that joke.
Dmitry, I'm sorry your parents loved you less than they loved themselves. The truth, the thing they didn't tell you, babe that you are, about sex..is that it leads to orgasm, not pregnancy, orgasm. Maybe they're worried you're a feckless piece of shit that will waste your life chasing orgasm after orgasm instead of making something of yourself, if they told you the truth? You should ask them.
Meanwhile, they're fuckin. They're doing shit you've only ever seen in pron. Every....single....night. Dollars to donuts, the same mom and dad that tell you not to fall for the seduction of heavy petting -because baby- are enjoying being covered in the other person on the regular. Your mom owns a pearl necklace, your dad guzzles. Bet your moms knows where your dads prostate is. Again...ask em....and yet...you don't have a bajillion siblings? That's because sex leads to orgasm, not babies, nine times out of ten even if you're trying. I've personally fucked tens of thousands of times and only have five children to show for it. If sex were a product marketed for making babies, it'd get recalled for ineffectiveness.
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