The Absurd GOP

[The Grand Nudger]

Wont ever happen.  Because somehow, for some reason, those poor southern countries that deserve to suffer will never change their circumstances, and the rich northern countries will never find themselves short of the things they source...from places.  Places unknown and unknowable, I'm sure.  

Dipshits aside, that's going to be the truly difficult thing about addressing climate change.  Underdeveloped resource rich countries will not be simply talked out of using those resources for themselves.

Or they can say go fuck yourself, not pay for climate change, and consume their resources domestically rather than sell them to us.  What are we going to do about it?  

America has a history of invading countries that hoard their resourses.

We've found your somehow, it appears.  Jesus christ, don't tell when you're one of those lunatics that think the us just crashed iraq for the oil?

I'm not personally interested in robbing fuckers for barrels of oil, I'd prefer to do business and make money and breathe air and just, in general, keep on living.  Absurd GOP examples one through eleventy billion, and much more in cold hard usd.... right there.    

@arewethereyet
Here in these deep dark hills, if we stopped subsidizing the fossil fuel industry that tried to kill us all - sometimes more directly than just dumping shit in the atmosphere or burying it on our farms - and spent that money on valley repair and wetland development....wind, solar, and hydro would make us into a powerhouse energy exporter..we're not at all short on high transmission lines.... while skyrocketing our property values, soil productivity, and general health.  Thus lowering our subsidized healthcare costs....all while creating jobs to reduce the number of state dependents in the first place.

But the party of business™ and hatin on welfare...says no.  The fuck?