RE: The Absurd GOP
June 5, 2023 at 3:49 pm
(This post was last modified: June 5, 2023 at 3:50 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Yeah, triggering all those super liberal farmers down in fl. Mission accomplished. You can't write better shit. The mans whole pitch is "vote for me, I'll hurt the people you hate" then he misses.
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