RE: The Absurd GOP
June 6, 2023 at 9:02 am
(This post was last modified: June 6, 2023 at 9:08 am by The Grand Nudger.)
It's always about the grift. One leaky pirate ship full of bilge rat pricks. The thing to understand about florida politics, is that they know that the people they're pandering to are out of state imports...and very likely to expire between cycles. You can promise a dying man anything, the most absurd shit, and you'll never be held accountable. You can rob him blind, and he'll never complain. The space he leaves will be hoovered up by the next chirping geriatric snowbird with it's mouth open ready to receive the same line of regurgitated bs.
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