If everything has a purpose then evil doesn't exist

[The Grand Nudger]

You're sharing no such thing, lol.  You have hasty and lazy ad hoc rationalizations which don't survive the slightest whiff of scrutiny.  I guesss it's more important to have something to say, then to say something true, in your christian morality.  

You just told us you worship the god of the dungheap.  Is that true?  Next you'll tell us it turned on the water by cranking huge spigot.

so did I miss where you provided an example of object morality, or are you still working on that one? If you haven't found an example of object morality yet, then maybe we oughta pin in this discussion was the only recourse I see is the discussion degrading to ad hom attacks. I'm not saying their isn't such an example out there. I'm just unaware of one. until you find and provide such an example, this discussion becomes pointless.

Is there some objection you have to harm based objectivism?

"Testing within the parameters given" is not a form of objective testing.  It's explicitly limited by the parameter giver - and would thus be relativistic if that parameter giver were your society, or subjective if that parameter giver were a single individual.

To test something objectively is to ignore whatever ludicrous red lines god draws on his dick map.

So again, If I provided you with the world's best banana bread recipe, and you said no way! I bet it does even taste like banana! Then to test/prove me wrong, would you substitute the bananas for apples, and say to me that this banana bread (you baked with apples) doesn't even taste like B-bread?

If so how is this any different than NOT following God's prescribed path, but demanding He follow your methodology?

I'm not demanding shit my man.  I don't even demand that you follow my methodology.  I'm telling you why -I- couldn't be a christian even if I wanted to.  I'm not a shitty enough person to consider the option even if it were legit.