(June 22, 2023 at 8:19 am)Tomato Wrote:(June 22, 2023 at 8:09 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Where did all that water go, anyway?
After all that killing, god was thirsty.
I'm stealing that forever.. know that one day soon little children are going to demand to hear the story of the flood as told by tomato....which ends with a big ole gulp of water. Imma have a glass on hand every time I tell it.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!