Jesus discovered in tin of marmite

[Cyberman]

What the fuck is "yeast spread?"

Delicious. It's a thick brown paste with a beefy kind of flavour and goes great on toast. Interestingly, a jar of it will keep practically forever (unless eaten first); it sets like honey, but stick the jar in a pan of hot water for a while and it goes back to normal.

And why do you Limeys eat it????????

Well, there's not much else to do when the peasoup fog rolls in after the day's heavy rain, the pubs have shut for the day having sold out of warm beer and bangers 'n' mash, and we're sitting around the fireplace in our braces and string vests continually drinking our cuppas having dismissed the butler for the evening. It's either Marmite or sex, so there's no contest.