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Things you have discovered
January 30, 2019 at 4:00 pm
Here is a thread for things you have just dicovered, found out, or where you can just make shit up.
I'll start.
Things I have recently discovered:
1. Nuns do not explode on their own.
2 . Accelerant and matches do not make people run faster.
3. Babies and small children are not good speed bumps when driving a steamroller.
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RE: Things you have discovered
January 30, 2019 at 4:18 pm
Jimi Hendrix was not of this Earth.
RUSH is the greatest band, ever!
People can't drive.
People suck.
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RE: Things you have discovered
January 30, 2019 at 4:29 pm
Schrödinger was wrong. He said that if you shut a cat up in a box, it can only exist in two states - alive or dead. I have discovered that there is a third state: 'bloody furious'.
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RE: Things you have discovered
January 30, 2019 at 4:32 pm
Cats always land records ght side up, but they don't bounce, regardless of how far you drop them.......
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RE: Things you have discovered
January 30, 2019 at 5:46 pm
(January 30, 2019 at 4:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (January 30, 2019 at 4:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Here is a thread for things you have just dicovered, found out, or where you can just make shit up.
I'll start.
Things I have recently discovered:
1. Nuns do not explode on their own.
2 . Accelerant and matches do not make people run faster.
3. Babies and small children are not good speed bumps when driving a steamroller.
This post makes me want to call the police.
But to be fair, there was a walrus on Ren and Stimpy that wanted the police too.
This post makes me want to contact my friend Igor "The Bastard" to visit a potential nark.
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RE: Things you have discovered
January 30, 2019 at 8:36 pm
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^ YES
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