Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits

[Theologika]

Welcome.

Thanks, Shell. Tea for you?

Hello to you. I prefer Assam, Darjeeling or Earl Grey to the blended but I'll have a cup with you. Two sugars and no milk in mine, and a couple of Rich Tea if you've got any, instead of these new-fangled Hobnobs.

Incidentally, are you by any chance the Youtube user Theologica37 or is it just a coincidence of nomenclature?

Rich Tea better than Hobnobs? That's bordering on heresy. You can't dunk a Rich Tea without it wetting itself. But Hobnobs - there's a proper hardcore biscuit.

And no, sorry, I'm not this "37" chappy.

Hobnobs rock. Although, it must be said that most of my life I have been in love with custard creams.

Welcome.

Good man. Nothing better than that middle layer of a Custard Cream. And what will you be quaffing alongside such a fine selection?

Jammy dodgers, but the Fox's one with cream in. I can eat a whole pack with on cup of coffee tea.

Fixed that for you, there.

So, not Jammy Dodgers then

I do know what biscuits you are on about. They are ammaaaaaazzzziinnnggggggggggjkbdjkbcjskd

I need to acquire these alleged biscuits.

Tim tams you peasants

Strewth.