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Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits
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RE: Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits
Coffee... that's something to do with beans, isn't it? Doesn't sound very appealing to me - I much prefer to soak dried leaves in boiling water, then strain the resulting liquor into an apposite drinking vessel and imbibe it with a crystallised disaccharide compound. Yum. Of course, one could also add bovine lactic fluid, but that's not my cup of tea.

Biscuits should indeed be steaming but only while they're being baked; and in my experience they only tend to get fluffy after being left in a pocket or down the side of an armchair for a few weeks. I don't usually fancy eating them like that, though, and I don't think any amount of honey would persuade me otherwise.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits - by Cyberman - December 14, 2011 at 11:18 pm

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