RE: Good Faith Media: Global Christian Population to reach 3.3 BN by 2050.
July 27, 2023 at 1:10 pm
Common blasphemies I grew up with:
-Christ a bike
-Christ on a crutch
-Christ in a cardy (Long version: Jesus cocking Christ in a cardigan sweater)
-Mary’s minge
-Mary’s tits
-God’s goolies/bollocks/balls
-Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ
-Jesus shitting Christ
Of course I would never repeat any of these for the sake of my immortal soul.
Boru
-Christ a bike
-Christ on a crutch
-Christ in a cardy (Long version: Jesus cocking Christ in a cardigan sweater)
-Mary’s minge
-Mary’s tits
-God’s goolies/bollocks/balls
-Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ
-Jesus shitting Christ
Of course I would never repeat any of these for the sake of my immortal soul.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax