Biscuits covered in gravy, triangular scones and argumentum ad Muppet. And the world used to be such a simple place...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'