DTango may have been pulling out that dry wit. I like to give him shit for his theories. I doubt that anything would be offensive to atheists as a whole. It's a big village. I agree that a witch is an extremely rare thing. They've never been shown to actually exist. What we have are stories and fairy tales, people who like to throw on cloaks and point knives at the ground, but no one casting spells in actuality. Psychics are in a similar situation.
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