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Poetry Thread
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I am not gay - a poem

I am not gay
If I may say

I almost had a girlfriend last summer
But she chose to be with some drummer

His ass was pearly white
So I can see her delight

He also had a marvelous bulge
So who am I to be her judge

But another girl will come my way
Because I am not, or ever will be, gay
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - August 15, 2023 at 11:59 am
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - August 15, 2023 at 12:22 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - August 15, 2023 at 12:38 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 15, 2023 at 12:50 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - August 15, 2023 at 12:56 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by no one - August 15, 2023 at 1:33 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 15, 2023 at 1:33 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by A. Secular Human - August 15, 2023 at 4:08 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by The Valkyrie - August 15, 2023 at 6:09 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by no one - August 15, 2023 at 6:32 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - August 15, 2023 at 9:39 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by Ravenshire - August 15, 2023 at 9:55 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - August 15, 2023 at 10:33 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - August 18, 2023 at 2:10 am
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - August 21, 2023 at 2:47 am
RE: Poetry Thread - by Nanny - August 21, 2023 at 9:55 am
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - August 21, 2023 at 9:59 am
RE: Poetry Thread - by Fake Messiah - August 21, 2023 at 12:06 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by Silver - August 21, 2023 at 12:47 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - August 21, 2023 at 7:03 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - August 22, 2023 at 1:47 am
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - August 24, 2023 at 9:27 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - September 1, 2023 at 6:17 am
RE: Poetry Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 1, 2023 at 6:24 am
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - September 1, 2023 at 7:25 am
RE: Poetry Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 1, 2023 at 7:32 am
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - September 1, 2023 at 9:18 am
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - September 2, 2023 at 10:26 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by MarcusA - September 3, 2023 at 3:06 am
RE: Poetry Thread - by no one - September 3, 2023 at 9:40 am
RE: Poetry Thread - by Nay_Sayer - September 3, 2023 at 11:25 am
RE: Poetry Thread - by Ravenshire - September 3, 2023 at 12:41 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by no one - September 3, 2023 at 1:20 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by LinuxGal - September 3, 2023 at 1:26 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by LinuxGal - September 3, 2023 at 8:13 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 10, 2023 at 3:15 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by Silver - September 10, 2023 at 3:45 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 10, 2023 at 5:42 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by arewethereyet - September 10, 2023 at 5:45 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by Silver - September 10, 2023 at 5:46 pm
RE: Poetry Thread - by arewethereyet - September 10, 2023 at 6:03 pm

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