RE: Banning circumsicion
September 7, 2023 at 6:30 pm
(This post was last modified: September 7, 2023 at 6:30 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
The benefits of circumcision are oversold, the consequences are under reported, and the reason it’s become a cultural norm here comes down to how a nutball many years ago thought we would jerk off less if we did it.
As for how to handle a natural dick - it’s easy. You wash it. There’s this other small eldritch ritual that has to be performed just so on the proper moon phase, but I can’t share that with the cut or I’d get kicked out of the peckerskin club.
As for how to handle a natural dick - it’s easy. You wash it. There’s this other small eldritch ritual that has to be performed just so on the proper moon phase, but I can’t share that with the cut or I’d get kicked out of the peckerskin club.
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