RE: The Absurd GOP
October 4, 2023 at 12:00 am
(This post was last modified: October 4, 2023 at 12:05 am by The Grand Nudger.)
If you're hard enough to give birth in a pickup there's a fair chance you got knocked up the same way. Is it weird that I think that's one of her redeeming qualities?
I'd be tickled pink if some pronstar actually ran on a "I'll jerk you off" ticket, won, and did it. At least then we could dispense with the pretense of decorum or process or good governance. We'd be able to look at each other frankly and honestly for the first time and all agree..that it's exactly what it looks like from the outside. Young staffers yanking on geriatric chestnuts until the money falls out.
I'd be tickled pink if some pronstar actually ran on a "I'll jerk you off" ticket, won, and did it. At least then we could dispense with the pretense of decorum or process or good governance. We'd be able to look at each other frankly and honestly for the first time and all agree..that it's exactly what it looks like from the outside. Young staffers yanking on geriatric chestnuts until the money falls out.
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