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The Blasphemy Thread
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RE: The Blasphemy Thread
(October 13, 2023 at 10:26 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(October 13, 2023 at 10:01 am)Ahriman Wrote: Mary the mother of Jesus got her cherry popped by a man who was not Joseph and proceeded to lie about being knocked up by God. Joseph didn't believe it, but everyone else did, and Joseph went along with it to make it seem like he was not a cuckold.

Makes more sense that the alternative!

Nah, story says nobody else believed that shit.  Just joseph.
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The Blasphemy Thread - by Disagreeable - October 11, 2023 at 2:51 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 11, 2023 at 4:26 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by h4ym4n - October 11, 2023 at 5:34 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by FrustratedFool - October 11, 2023 at 4:57 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Ahriman - October 11, 2023 at 5:03 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by brewer - October 11, 2023 at 7:07 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Silver - October 11, 2023 at 7:13 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Ahriman - October 11, 2023 at 11:12 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 11, 2023 at 5:34 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 11, 2023 at 6:47 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by FrustratedFool - October 12, 2023 at 4:45 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Ahriman - October 12, 2023 at 5:01 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 12, 2023 at 7:41 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Ahriman - October 12, 2023 at 7:44 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Fake Messiah - October 12, 2023 at 7:50 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Ahriman - October 12, 2023 at 8:08 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 12, 2023 at 11:37 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by FrustratedFool - October 12, 2023 at 8:57 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Ahriman - October 12, 2023 at 9:51 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 12, 2023 at 11:48 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 12, 2023 at 5:23 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Bucky Ball - October 12, 2023 at 8:54 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by FrustratedFool - October 12, 2023 at 10:00 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Ahriman - October 12, 2023 at 12:10 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by FrustratedFool - October 12, 2023 at 12:43 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 12, 2023 at 12:48 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by FrustratedFool - October 12, 2023 at 12:49 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 12, 2023 at 1:10 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by FrustratedFool - October 12, 2023 at 1:11 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Silver - October 12, 2023 at 1:12 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by FrustratedFool - October 12, 2023 at 1:13 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 13, 2023 at 5:05 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Ahriman - October 12, 2023 at 1:12 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 12, 2023 at 1:13 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by FrustratedFool - October 12, 2023 at 1:14 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Ahriman - October 12, 2023 at 1:25 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Bucky Ball - October 12, 2023 at 1:46 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by FrustratedFool - October 12, 2023 at 1:31 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Ahriman - October 12, 2023 at 2:03 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Silver - October 12, 2023 at 2:05 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Ahriman - October 12, 2023 at 2:15 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by brewer - October 12, 2023 at 2:15 pm
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Fake Messiah - October 13, 2023 at 12:40 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by FrustratedFool - October 13, 2023 at 5:47 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 13, 2023 at 6:24 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by FrustratedFool - October 13, 2023 at 7:44 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Ahriman - October 13, 2023 at 10:01 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by zebo-the-fat - October 13, 2023 at 10:26 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by Disagreeable - October 17, 2023 at 7:29 am
RE: The Blasphemy Thread - by The Grand Nudger - October 17, 2023 at 10:00 am

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