RE: Which do you want to go?
October 17, 2023 at 1:17 pm
(This post was last modified: October 17, 2023 at 1:20 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I'm going to pretend I lost the one long before I lose the other (or the one - and fwiw, uc and crohns runs in the family, so I don't even worry about shitting myself, I assume it's going to happen). The Wife's family tells a story about their lifelong super decent pater familias losing his mind and ending up getting snatched by the cops propositioning hookers on main from his riding lawnmower. I like to think he did that for fun before he lost his mind - but after he could play the fool in court. Man got put in the ground with 17 girlfirends sobbing over his grave.
Epic...fucking...win.
Epic...fucking...win.
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