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Poll: Which do you want to go?
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Mental faculties
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0 0%
Bodily continence (no control over voiding of waste)
20.00%
1 20.00%
I want to die dangerously and lose both
80.00%
4 80.00%
Total 5 vote(s) 100%
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Which do you want to go?
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RE: Which do you want to go?
I'm going to pretend I lost the one long before I lose the other (or the one - and fwiw, uc and crohns runs in the family, so I don't even worry about shitting myself, I assume it's going to happen). The Wife's family tells a story about their lifelong super decent pater familias losing his mind and ending up getting snatched by the cops propositioning hookers on main from his riding lawnmower. I like to think he did that for fun before he lost his mind - but after he could play the fool in court. Man got put in the ground with 17 girlfirends sobbing over his grave.

Epic...fucking...win.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Messages In This Thread
Which do you want to go? - by Silver - October 17, 2023 at 12:05 pm
RE: Which do you want to go? - by arewethereyet - October 17, 2023 at 12:07 pm
RE: Which do you want to go? - by Angrboda - October 17, 2023 at 12:09 pm
RE: Which do you want to go? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 17, 2023 at 12:32 pm
RE: Which do you want to go? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 17, 2023 at 1:15 pm
RE: Which do you want to go? - by The Grand Nudger - October 17, 2023 at 1:17 pm
RE: Which do you want to go? - by Angrboda - October 17, 2023 at 2:37 pm
RE: Which do you want to go? - by Anomalocaris - October 17, 2023 at 2:40 pm
RE: Which do you want to go? - by brewer - October 17, 2023 at 3:25 pm
RE: Which do you want to go? - by Neo-Scholastic - October 17, 2023 at 3:43 pm
RE: Which do you want to go? - by FrustratedFool - October 18, 2023 at 6:33 am
RE: Which do you want to go? - by brewer - October 18, 2023 at 7:53 am
RE: Which do you want to go? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 18, 2023 at 10:49 am
RE: Which do you want to go? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 18, 2023 at 10:49 am

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