I have a pair of stuffed owls, which have become part of the dialogue of our marriage.
Me: ‘Hon, I’m thinking of buying you a [insert name of ridiculous item].’
Her: ‘Pfft. I need that like I need a pair of stuffed owls.’
Boru
Me: ‘Hon, I’m thinking of buying you a [insert name of ridiculous item].’
Her: ‘Pfft. I need that like I need a pair of stuffed owls.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax