Me: Driving along singing loudly to a song on the car radio.
"Friend": "You know why the artists sing these songs, right?"
Me: "No, why?"
Former friend: "So you don't have to."
"Friend": "You know why the artists sing these songs, right?"
Me: "No, why?"
Former friend: "So you don't have to."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"