learning a certain language to communicate to believers and the religious

[neil]

I have encountered people who try to engage in bible thumping conversations with me; I tell them that I'm not religious & they say that they're not religious either, or they say that religion is something else. Here's the thing - they're lying when they do this - plain and simple. They're not willing to communicate; what they want to do is impose. Perhaps the name of their language is Deceptionese.