I wonder what Ford would make of the Earth these days? Hard to imagine his field report to the Guide containg anything resembling the phrase "Mostly harmless".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'