Here are some qualities I look for:
* Has a nice body
* Has attractive feet and doesn't mind showing them off. (Bonus points if you don't mind showing them off in Chicagoland winters!)
* Appreciates literature, music, and film as much as I do, (and ideally doesn't like Jane Austen)
* Preferrably non-vegan, but at least shouldn't insist on my changing my diet for her. (If you're the kind of girl who wants me to choose between bacon cheeseburgers and you, you will be very disappointed.)
* Ideally irreligious.
* Can at least appreciate my dark/dry/insane sense of humour.
* Short hair (optional)
* Ideally Latina (also optional) [long story short: my first major crush was Latina, but it didn't work out; she was married]
* Has a nice body
* Has attractive feet and doesn't mind showing them off. (Bonus points if you don't mind showing them off in Chicagoland winters!)
* Appreciates literature, music, and film as much as I do, (and ideally doesn't like Jane Austen)
* Preferrably non-vegan, but at least shouldn't insist on my changing my diet for her. (If you're the kind of girl who wants me to choose between bacon cheeseburgers and you, you will be very disappointed.)
* Ideally irreligious.
* Can at least appreciate my dark/dry/insane sense of humour.
* Short hair (optional)
* Ideally Latina (also optional) [long story short: my first major crush was Latina, but it didn't work out; she was married]
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
