Had a cyst removed from one of my fingers last Tuesday. I haven't done any wood carving for many months because it gave me pain when holding a mallet or chisel/gouge. I complained about it in January. The system flogged me around, up to getting an MRI! What a joke. I have some incredibly sharp carving tools; some even have the same shape as a scalpel. If it was on my left hand, I'd've removed it myself. But I'm clumsy enough with my left hand that even bashing the bishop hurts too much.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.