Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God!

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Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God!

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RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God!

December 28, 2011 at 7:26 pm (This post was last modified: December 28, 2011 at 7:27 pm by Cyberman.)

Humans are animals - what's so hard to understand about that? Similarly, violin music has been described as the sound of horsehair scraping over catgut*; describing something in as disparaging a way as you can imagine takes nothing away from what it actually is.

(* Yes, I do know that violin strings are not made of catgut.)

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by theVOID - February 9, 2011 at 10:39 pm

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