I might be an Aherculist.
Thou the tome of FSM does speak of a Kirkulese whose feats include outrunning a garden snake, Carrying 100 paving pebbles at once and his most impressive accomplishment herding 4 cats back into town.
Thou the tome of FSM does speak of a Kirkulese whose feats include outrunning a garden snake, Carrying 100 paving pebbles at once and his most impressive accomplishment herding 4 cats back into town.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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Conservative trigger warning.
