RE: The Absurd GOP
October 4, 2024 at 11:47 am
(This post was last modified: October 4, 2024 at 11:48 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Quote:Yes they can control the weather (...) it's ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can't be done.-Mad Marge, drawing big red dicks on weather maps.
Fine. I have questions. If so....
Who are They?
How do They do it?
Where is the weather machine and what is the military going to do about it?
Why have you been trying to defund FEMA?
When can we expect to see such a machine used to stop global warming?
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