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Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!

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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!

December 30, 2011 at 10:34 pm

(December 29, 2011 at 8:18 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: I don't even know what the second picture is about...A handegg player that prays or something?

I'm not sure if you're being serious, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

The second player is Tim Tebow, holding a football. He is in his special "prayer stance", which he always does when he does something stressful.

American football is very different from European football. I'm not sure why they have the same name. Anyway, American football is as popular in America as European football is in many European places.

What falls away is always, and is near.

Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD

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