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I Got This Email And Figured It Was From Some Religitard
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I Got This Email And Figured It Was From Some Religitard
It wasn't.  But the subject line was:  [b]What Happens When You Die?[/b]



It's an advertisement from an estate attorney.

https://mailchi.mp/morristrust/qa-with-d...da2375123d

My answer is that when I die I lose all interest in my "estate."  You want to know why?  Because I'll be fucking dead!
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RE: I Got This Email And Figured It Was From Some Religitard
So just let the State take everything you owned? You don't have family and friends you'd rather give it to?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: I Got This Email And Figured It Was From Some Religitard
Not exactly sure how you think that thread title is supposed to spur discussion...
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: I Got This Email And Figured It Was From Some Religitard
(May 9, 2018 at 2:58 pm)Chad32 Wrote: So just let the State take everything you owned? You don't have family and friends you'd rather give it to?

The will is prepared.  Once I die, I lose all interest.
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RE: I Got This Email And Figured It Was From Some Religitard
Ok, you made a will. That's good.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: I Got This Email And Figured It Was From Some Religitard
(May 9, 2018 at 3:00 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Not exactly sure how you think that thread title is supposed to spur discussion...

Insulting the religious and the mentally disabled is his modus operandi.
<insert profound quote here>
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RE: I Got This Email And Figured It Was From Some Religitard
Everything is owned jointly anyway.  The only reason my wife doesn't kill me is that then she'd have no one to fix her computer when it craps out.
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