Christianity; the World's Most Violently Persecuted Religion

[Sheldon]

Have you actually read the bible? Another irony overload, please do keep these comedy gold moments coming.

what do you do to a hostile foreign force that has spent centuries murdering you, 

Impossible, I can only be murdered the once. Oh sorry, did you mean they were inept, or I was particularly adept at evading them, thus it took a century to murder me? If so the answer is nothing, as I'd be dead, obviously.