RE: the cruise ship goes down
December 12, 2024 at 3:17 pm
(This post was last modified: December 12, 2024 at 3:18 pm by A. Secular Human.)
Before the ship showed up, one day, a beautiful curvaceous woman in a wetsuit swims up, walks on shore, and introduces herself to the cast away.
As they sit around the fire that the man started by rubbing dry sticks together, the woman unzips the wetsuit to her collar bone, reaches inside, and pulls out a lighter. She says "I bet you could use this", as she hands it to the man. He gladly accepts it.
The woman then unzips the wetsuit further, down to between her ample breasts, reaches inside and pulls out a multi-purpose knife, and offers it to the man. He says "Thank You!", and gladly accept it.
Then the woman unzips the wetsuit down to below her navel, exposing the entirety of her bosoms, and asks the man "Would you like to play around?"
The man responds "You have a set of golf clubs in there?"
As they sit around the fire that the man started by rubbing dry sticks together, the woman unzips the wetsuit to her collar bone, reaches inside, and pulls out a lighter. She says "I bet you could use this", as she hands it to the man. He gladly accepts it.
The woman then unzips the wetsuit further, down to between her ample breasts, reaches inside and pulls out a multi-purpose knife, and offers it to the man. He says "Thank You!", and gladly accept it.
Then the woman unzips the wetsuit down to below her navel, exposing the entirety of her bosoms, and asks the man "Would you like to play around?"
The man responds "You have a set of golf clubs in there?"
Disappointing theists since 1968!
